Farting Competition!

 Have you ever heard a fart that caused an explosion? Well these 3 men accomplish it. Their names are Robert,Craig and Stonks Guys .The place they met in is weird because it was in a KFC toilet. Anyway this is how it all started. 

It was just an ordinary day at KFC. Robert and Craig, who are the janitors at KFC, were cleaning the toilets. Until a guy named Stonks Guys walked in. As soon as Stonks Guys  walked in he started laughing at Robert and Craig. The reason why he was laughing at them was because Robert was a short man, who was fat. He was also bald which Stonks Guys thought was even more funny. As he was hysterically laughing he then turned to Craig and started to laugh even more. Now Craig actually works two jobs or three if you include fishing. What Craig did was that he was a garbage man,a janitor and a fisherman. The reason why he was laughing at Craig was because he looked like he hadn’t showered in weeks.  

Stonks Guys went into the toilet. As soon as Stonks  closed the door Craig and Robert had some revenge. What they were going to do was something Stonks Guys didn’t know about. It was disgusting, but also funny at the same time. Craig and Robert decided to have a farting competition. Now they have had farting competition a lot during their time there, but this one was going to be the biggest. 

They ran and grabbed 10 big cokes. Stonks Guys took pretty long because he had just eaten a 20 piece bucket. Craig and Robert chugged down each coke. One coke at a time only took 2 minutes to finish. It only takes 20 minutes to finish it all.  Surprisingly Stonks Guy was still in there. Anyway Stonks Guy did see the coke, but he just thought that they were on a break.

As soon as Stonks Guy walked out of the bathroom stall it smelled. Even Robert and Craig couldn’t stand the smell coming from there. Before Stonks Guy walked out from the bathroom Robert's stomach rumbled. Stonks Guy didn’t think much of it until Craig one rumbled. One by one each of their farts started to come out. It started off easy, but it started to escalate fast. It was like going from the smallest to the biggest. Oh it smelled worse then the bathroom stall. Luckily before they started the revenge they put out a sign that said cleaning. 

The farts were getting worse. I mean the farts sounded like 1 billion speakers all played at once. It was getting to the point where the whole KFC was shaking. Robert and Craig knew that they had gone too far. Stonks Guy on the other hand was literally crying because he thought they were going to die. Rpobert and Craig tried their best, but they couldn’t stop. Until Robert did the loudest fart in the world that it actually caused the whole building to explode. 

After the explosion Craig, Robert and Stonk Guys were banned from everything KFC place in NZ. The reason why Stonks Guy was banned was because it all happened because of him. Robert,Craig and Stonks Guy also had to pay 1.2 million dollars for them to recreate everything. By the way they have only paid 35.95. So kids don’t ever fart too much because it can cause an explosion. 

This is my narrative about three men. They had a farting competition in the KFC bathroom. I hope you enjoy this story!